Part 1 Script

Part 1

-Sampson stocking selves, Customer walks up-

LADY GAGA- “Excuse me, where are the PA PA POTATO CHIPS PA POTATO CHIPS!? NA NA NA NA”

SAM: “Umm... uhh, a-aisle four i think”

LADY GAGA: “Thanks.”

-lady gaga leave/kathryn behind lady gaga-

KAT: “Sup four-eyes?” -“so I need some help with-....” starts to trail off-

SAM: “Kathryyyynnnnnnnn”

-Kat snaps fingers-

KAT: “Helloooooo?”

-Kat groans and rolls eyes-

SAM:“Whatever geek, i’ll get someone else to help me.”

-Kat grumbles and walks away-
-Sampson quivering with joy-

SAM: “she’s so niiiiiiice”

-manager standing behind sampson-

MR.WONG: “Sampson!”

SAM: “uhhhhh......”

MR.WONG:“Aren't you supposed to be stocking shelves?”

SAM: “Y-yes sir! J-j-just finished sir!”

-sam pause/ nervous laugh-

MR.WONG: “Good! Because the Nacho Machine needs more cheese. Go to the back and get some. And when you’re done with that you can do bathrooms.”

-sampson in complete horror”

SAM: “BATHROOMS!?”

-montage of bathroom scenes-

SAM: “Y-yes sir! R-r-right away sir!”

-looking over products-

SAM: “I know it’s...somewhere around here... uhh- Oh!”

-looks over can-

SAM: “Huh?”

Sampson frantic

SAM: “Mr. Wong! I-I found the cheese but it’s really old!”

MR.WONG: “Hmmmm....What are you talking about cheese gets better with age! Go restock and stop slacking!”

-Sampson worried, sees kathryn-

SAM: “O-o-oh! Hi Kathryne! Sorry, that was taking so long but I got the cheese!”

KAT: “What the hell ever geek I just fix it.”

-long pause-

SAM: “Umm, are you sure you don’t want...umm....gum or something?”

KAT: “Don’t you think that if I wanted gum I would wait around for you?”

SAM: “Oh umm....One second....”

-nervous laughter-
-kat sighs/taps foot-

SAM: “T-there that should do it! All fixed!”








VOICES:
SAMPSON:
KAT: LAUREN
MRWONG: FRIEND
BIEBER: JESSICCA
LADY GAGA: LAUREN
MONSTERS: PAUL
WILIAM CUSTOMER: KENITH
BRETT