I still need to edit the lines, but here's what I've got so far...
DIALOGUE SFX
0. K- What is this? This isn’t fixed!
1. S- I I I I can fix this Katherine!!
2. (S attempt to fix the nacho machine) Mechanical screwing
3. (S still attempting)
4. same
5. (Nacho getting larger) Bubbling
6. (Nacho machine exploded and Katherine is displeased)
S- Ack!
7. (Pans into / zoom in into the convenient store)
8. still panning
9. (Nacho landed on floor) Splat
10. (Nacho looks both sides) cutesy “phew”s?
11. (Nacho begins to move) cutesy “phew” SLO-MO
12. (Cheese on donuts)
13. (Donut monster) monster noises
14. (Cheese on Chikn’ bits)
15. (Chikn’ bits monsters) monster noises
16. CUSTOMER – Excuse me sir..
17. CUSTOMER– I want a refund b/c this twinkie tries to eat me.. monster noises
18. (Twinkie jumps)
CUSTOMER – Ah..! (soft feint) jumping noises
19. MR. WONG – Ah! Splat (landing on desk)
20. TWINKIE- RAWRKJSDFL monster noises
21. MR. WONG- Ugh, this creature?!
22. MR. WONG – Okay, okay, here tap tap tap
23. MR. WONG – Here’s your refund
CUSTOMER- Today is my lucky day!
24. JB – Hmm..
25. JB- What should I get… *Baby music starts* “baby baby baby oh~”
26. (Monster appears) monster noises
27. JB- baby baby baby~~ monster noises
28. JB – OW!
29. (Cheese on sandwiches)
30. (Monster sandwiches) monster noises
31. (Cheese on Red Bulls)
32. (Monster Red Bulls) monster noises
33. S + K – was that Justin Bieber?
34. (S + K looks back)
35. Cheese monsters in store monster noises
36. S + K – uh…
37. S- AAHH! WE’RE GONNA DIEEE!!
K- watch it four eyes!
38. S- As long as we have each otherrr…
39. K- That’s gross Four eyes!
S- But I really do think so ß Optional
40. K- Huh?
41. K- What’s this…(Pans down her leg)
42. (Pans down to monster) monster noises
43. K- Gasp!
44. K- Get this thing off of me! WACK
45. K – Watch out behind you!
S- what? (gasp) monster noises
46. S- Oh man.. Oh!
47. S- Aha! With this fearsome weapon, I’m… heroic SFX
48. S- invincible? Wack + Monster noises
49. K- Move aside Four eyes! Wack!
50. K- You just hit okay? You don’t have to give a speech..
S- Oh okay…
51. (Change scenes – birds eye view of monster) monster noises
52. (monster gets squished) SPLAT
53. MR. WONG- what’s with all these.. cheese monsters? (Grunts) monster noises
54. (Sandwich monster jumps at him)
MR. WONG – Ah! Monster noises
55. MR. WONG – Sampson should really clean these up! Monster noises
56. MR. WONG- What’s that? S + K in BG + WACK
57. S + K hitting and yelling at monsters WACK
58. Nacho Cheese monster emerges low monster noises + Eerie SFX
59. MR. WONG- Gasp!
60. MR. WONG – Get back in there cheese! It’s costing me a lot! SQUEEK SQUEEK
61. MR. WONG- Ack! (as he gets slaps) HMPH from monster
62. NCM- “RAWRR”
63. MR. WONG “AH”
64. MR. WONG – UH! ACKS!
65. MR. WONG- UHHHNN
66. MR. WONG – Too much cheese…
67. NCM- “rwarrr..” (Low sounding)
S + K – huh?
68. S + K – gasp!
69. S- We’re gonna die! We’re really gonna die this time!
70. S- Ahh! Huh?
71. S- Aha! Fear this MONSTER!! SPRAY SFX
72. (Pans out ) SPRAY SFX
73. S + K – gasp! SPRAY SFX + Growing noises
74. NCM smirks and S + K panics
S- uh..
K- This is all your fault Four eyes!
75. NCM – HEH HEH HEH in low menacing way eerie SFX
76. S- I think..
77. NCM – RAWR
78. S- WE’RE GONNA DIE! AAHH!
K- gasps
79. Dark Abyss CHOMP
Voices:
Sampson - Brett
Katherine - Lauren
Customer (william shanter[sp]) - Keith
Mr. Wong - Alan
Justin Bieber - Jessica