Friday, January 28, 2011

The Story So Far...

 The Characters:

Main Character: Wimpy loser type.
Love Interest: Seems like a  damsel-in-distress, but is secretly a badass!
Manager Dude: Perfect specimen of manliness.




 Abbreviations:
MC = Main Character
LI = Love Interest
MG = Manager Dude

Part 1 - Lauren:
  • MC is stocking shelves at a convenience store
  • LI walks in, and we see MC's reaction to her
  • Enter MG, who makes fun of MC
  • MG tells MC to unload some boxes from the truck and shelve them
  • MC notices something strange about the truck and one of the boxes
  • MC mentions said weirdness to MG, who shrugs it off, then...
  • LI asks for help using the microwave
  • The microwave reacts with the contaminated food!
Part 2 - Jessica:
  • The contamination spreads throughout the store, transforming all the food items
  • Food-monsters start attacking the main characters, and various customers
  • LI is in danger, so MG leaps to her rescue...
  • ...and MG is quickly eaten.
  • MC freaks out and tries to escape
  • LI convinces him not to leave
  • MC and LI battle Epic Nacho Monster, but they are eaten
Part 3 -Angela:
  • MC and LI are in the belly of the Nacho Beast
  • MC and LI freak the hell out
  • MC suggests they can eat their way out
  • OM NOM NOM!
  • They get out, yay! *cue romantic scene*
  • MG is lying outside the ruins of the store, dazed and covered in monster goo
  • MG is happy to see them, but little does he know...they're now mutants! (DUN DUN DUUUUHN!)